Tuesday, May 25, 2010

What is the best thing to toy your ***** with if you don't have toys?

I love to play with my ***** and just use my finger. Is there anything I can use for a toy?
Answer:
Cucumbers....potatoes that are carved to your desire (seen this one on adult TV) in the shower with the shower head on a pulsing position, back massager or just turn your phone on vibrate and keep hitting redial! Have fun..
electric toothbrush
ME !
If you don't want to dish out the money for a toy, you can use whatever phallic-looking objects you have around the house. bananas work well, but I would suggest putting a condom on it, just so you don't get dirt inside of you, this can lead to a lot of issues.

small bottles work pretty well too

Just make sure whatever you find is clean and it doesn't hurt to use. Pain is usually an indicator that something is wrong!

Hope I helped!
Me!
Check out an adult toy catalog (slumber parties is a good one). Using household items can get you into trouble. Do you really want an embarrasing emergency room visit?
go for the electric toothbrush
back massager
Whatever you find that is safe to use, you should probably start with something smallish though... in the past when i've been desperate i've used a long thin lip gloss... a carot in a condom... a perfume bottle... just be careful with anything that might come off (lid on said perfume bottle) and mind for any sharp edges or ridges/bumps... would only recommend the electric toothbrush if your on your own as it may make a humming noise...
use the Pulsar vibrating toothbursh.it's good im serious.
-.- tats easy my big penis XP
there are many things you can use such as: electric tooth brush, candle stick, frozen hot dog, handle of a hair brush, the neck of a bottle, heel of a shoe, warm water while laying under the faucet in the bath tub, and anything else you want to try. you need to use your imagination.

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